I just finished FATZ 2! That’s right baby the FatMan is back along with Bob and the evil beagle Doug. I’m not giving away any secrets except to say the team is expanding in this one… no the Fatman is not getting any fatter! No Bob is not pregnant!
‘I’m so excited that I just can’t hide it’ Oh my I am breaking out into song.
There is still the editing to be done and the artwork. But the first person to share this good news will receive a free copy along with a small gift as soon as it available.
I missed last years ride. Not going to miss this one. Christine do you know where my suit is? Looking for others to join me on the ride, and also for people to donate for the cause. You can do so here if you like. Check out some of the other events for this year, which you are all more than welcome to join me in
I’m going to start sharing those one liners which didn’t make it into FATz 2
I bought a “Smart” TV, but I’m still able to watch Duck Dynasty. Why isn’t it working?
I tried dolphin once, but not on porpoise.
Merrily merrily merrily merrily… life is a butter dream
Ok it is time to be honest. I want to confess some of my mistakes. Probably the biggest one I have is I learnt Morse Code!
Why you may ask?
Well it is pretty simple, I have discovered the universe is against me. Last night the rain on the roof was telling me to ‘I wish you would die a slow death’.
Feel free to share your biggest regret as well.
All us aussie’s now have way of buying FATz posted from Australia (thanks to Ebay). The added benefit is each book purchased locally can now have a personalised signed message, plus a gift inside the cover. The surprise is you don’t know what it is until you open the book. It could be a picture of me in all my glory… it could be the secret recipe to my world famous butter chicken… it could be my bank details… no matter what it is you will be the winner! Except if you get my bank details… thats worthless much like my life savings.
So go on, get on the ol inter webs, put yourself on the line and buy buy buy right here.
All the other methods of purchasing FATz can sell be found here
